Book 9 · Chapter 54

Day 12

An excerpt from “The Mirror of Putin’s Double,” the ninth book in The Adventures of Putin’s Double.
History, it turns out, does not vanish. It simply changes frequency.

Petrovich (investigator, a former precinct officer)

This spring wrecked all our plans, especially one short phrase: “No to war.” Now there’s no difference between an investigator and a precinct officer: everyone was thrown against a placard. I packed up picketers for fines of thirty to fifty thousand. In the evening we watch the talking head of the TV general, then switch to the Emperor’s streams: we learn to recognize sedition and at the same time find out the truth.…

Semyonych (investigator, a former precinct officer)

I gave a choice: three to five thousand here, or the full treatment there. We filled out the protocols fifty-fifty and ate dinner together, right in the department. While the Emperor spoke of forty-nine helicopters at the Kherson parking, I cracked an egg but poured it not into the pan but into the trash. A whole yolk drifted down among yesterday’s pineapple scraps. Good thing Petrovich didn’t notice.

The Double-Emperor (on air)

The lull isn’t because the war is ending: the supply line has lengthened, stocks are spent, a pause is needed. All six humanitarian corridors lead to Russia. That isn’t humanism, it’s cover for regrouping. The helicopters at Kherson stood close together: wrong calculations.

The next day Semyonych stopped being a policeman and became a hunter shooting at his own. Boris shot those who had come to kill. Semyonych shot those who forced others to kill: one of Petrovich’s bosses, then a second, then a third. And Petrovich received promotions. Both watched the streams. Both believed they were right. A war from within began.