The Owner of the “For the Right Cause” State Farm
I nearly became president. They had to put me out: from nowhere appeared foreign accounts, then a divorce, then a black mark beside my name on election day. Even so, more than eight million voted for me, more than Denmark, fewer than Austria. United Russia couldn’t make a stone flower, the Communists promised communism in twenty years, while I have a living utopia in one state farm.…