Book 6 · Chapter 32

We’ve Bled for Booths on Battlefields, but Blood Still Greater Moscow Yields

An excerpt from “The Secret of Putin’s Palace,” the sixth book in The Adventures of Putin’s Double.
Better a star on the epaulet than a hole in the skull.

Petrovich (precinct officer turned investigator)

I told Semyonych: fifty thousand places are booked, the organizers’ names are alike, it’s one group. Let’s call around and count. We don’t need a protection racket, we need a nice clean case: a star on the epaulet beats mammon. We only wanted to clarify the numbers. They swept us aside like sleepy sentries.

Semyonych (precinct officer turned investigator)

Two hundred rooms times three, a tenner each. Six grand a day, pleasant. If we find a mother lode, I’m first. I won’t trade cash for stars. While sitting in a cell on water, I thought only of chicken.

The Investigator with the Chicken Leg

I ate slowly, dipping the meat in salt and watching the detainee. “Write me the truth. If I like it, I’ll leave you the bones.” They wrote furiously, each shifting blame onto the other. Delicate work.

Fifty thousand military-age men around Moscow. The Romans would call it ten legions, the Mongols five tumens, staff officers an army corps. And the most awkward question: call Kadyrov and ask directly, or pretend nothing is happening until the pattern completes itself?

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